she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
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she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
why do seagulls fly over the sea
because if they fly over bays they would be baygels
FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
i’d actually lose my shit if i went in there, fuck. i’d fall over
what if im high as fuck
seeing other artists ‘doodles’
i was just bored during class my ass.
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this week on tumblr:
- yahoo buying tumblr
- “bitch I might be”
- POKEMON FUSION
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
what happens when a mailman loses a letter?
he becomes a mailma rofl
*Throws tomatoes at you*
what’s the opposite of tomatoes?
tomafingers lmfao
get off the stage
what do you call a really old stage?
stAGED !!!!!!!!!